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Here’s my crrrrraaaaazzzzzy theory, in short: The Atom Smasher will be activated this August, take 2 months to warm up, and then destroy the world on Halloween. If the world survives, the machine will be upgraded in 2012. That’s right, a Super Atom Smasher will be built. Then we’re all dead for sure.

Here’s my crrrrraaaaazzzzzy theory, with a bit of detail:

When they flip the switch in August of 2008, and turn on the Large Hadron Collider (which is underground, along the Franco-Swiss border), nothing will happen — not for 2 months.

From Wikipedia: “The first beams are due for injection in August 2008, with the first collisions planned to take place about two months later.”

So, August 2008 + “about two months” + time it takes some crazy pseudo-scientists to make a last-ditch effort to stop them = October 31, 2008.

If the world doesn’t end on Halloween this year, then gear up for 2012!

From Wikipedia: “The Super Large Hadron Collider (SLHC) is a proposed upgrade to the Large Hadron Collider to be made around 2012. The upgrade aims at increasing the luminosity of the machine by factor of 10 to 10^35….”

So sometime in 2012, they’ll upgrade the device that is already scaring science enthusiasts everywhere.

Maybe the souped-up version will be ten times more powerful.

Maybe it will be more so… say an increase in power by a factor of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. That’s right, 1 with 35 zeros behind it.

Here’s my saner theory: The world won’t end, but some weird and incredible things could potentially happen. Maybe a major breakthrough that changes everything… Maybe free energy! Maybe a big explosion… Maybe someone has an idea and decides to hold the world hostage with the threat of turning on the unproven but so-called Ultimate Doomsday Weapon.

Maybe an electro-magnetic pulse wipes out the electronics in Europe.